Teacher Yaya

SCENE 1 [suatu ptg di pdg sekolah] mr perfect: hari tuu bapak aku p haji..die suh aku settlekan bil credit card de, tp de xkasik duit..tpaksa laa aku settlekan..rm10k lebih tuu aku: oh yea ke?byk nye duit hang.. mr perfect: ada laa sket2.. * he sgt merendah diri..=p SCENE 2 [geng2 pompuan dok borak pasal muet..tetibe......] mr perfect: aku kan, da 2 kali gantikan dak upsi ambek muet..sorang dpt band5 sorang ag band 6 kami: really???mantap nye hang.. mr perfect: MUET skang senang je.. *ek??setahu aku, format muet makin susah skang..hehe..perfect2 SCENE 3 [kt canteen..oleh krn die sllu dok gebang die ada WAJA, so aku pon mul abertanya] aku: asal ko xpakai WAJA wei.. mr perfect: ade kt workshop..kawan aku bawak..excident..ngah repair r skang aku : oh......[nk pendekkan sesi..tp.........] mr perfect: SATRIA NEO aku pon kt w/shop gak..aku ada GEN2, SATRIA NEO, WAJA and ISWARA ni aku: ko beli sdri sume kete tuh mr perfect: a ah...(sambil gelak bangga..) aku: asal hang dok pakai kete burok ni

bile balik skolah je, byk gile stori mori..bcoz of im the only one yg ngja sesi ptg, so aku laa yg plg lmbt dgr stori mori dorang..for sure, dorang pon tnanti2 stori aku..=p.. tp stori yg plg mashyur is about ZANARIAH ..she is malay girl..form 4 sentosa if im not mistaken..yg jadik halnya, si Z nih ada prob with kemahiran hidup..i mean, kemahiran dalam hidup..theres a lot of thing that she didnt know.. kesian ada, lawak pon ada.. penah one time, she went to school w/out wearing a panty, n she was having her PMS.. so, bile da darah penuh kt baju de, she didnt know what to do, then she went to the toilet and standing in there for 2 hours.. kesian...she also x pergi kantin.. when my friend ask her y? the answer is ' sebenarnya , sy xtahu beli'..the word 'sebenarnya' memg trademark die..segala bagai ayat, akan dimulakan dgn word sebenarnya .. oleh krn die memg lmbt wat keje, so my pracmate suruh laa die buat keje mudah je..sbb kalu bg keje cam org lain, memg kompem die xsi

da cuti skolah, me as a teacher pon cuti laa best dapat cuti seperti kebiasaan, bgn da around 12pm bgn je, hentam mknan kt ats meja then around 2 or 3pm bru bgegas ke toilet to shower2.. cmtu laa everyday.. sgt x berwawasan kan?? hehe.. what to do????my friend told me... "hargailah masa bujang mu.." p/s: kpd yg xberkesempatan pulang..sile sedih!!

8 mac hari jumaat, junior ceq aka mysis mai tdoq umah ceq.. rindu kt aku barangkali..hehe then, on 8 mac aku punye kawan kawen angkut skali laa junior tuh p kenduri.. tiada sebarang gmbr nk di show kan kerana ketiadaan camera dan juga kerana terlalu bersopan di majlis berkenaan.. tp serius aku nk gtaw, makcik2 yg dok balun kompang tuh, bersara je laa da laa cuaca panas, ngn geng marhaban yg cenggitu, memang tension sgt tmbh plak aku tnmpak pakcik blakang umah dok kacau air gune btg kayu.. plak tuh guna tong yg orang wat tadah air ujan tuu..blue kaler one melihat kpd fizikalnya, tong tuh memg kompem da digunakan lg laa tension pastu plak jug air plak kebocoran, kebasahan laa meja kami bunga telur xdapat lak tuh.. banyak laa kekurangan nya.. pengantin gak yg gumbira...adoiyai.... p/s: to junior..cepatkan ape yg ptt..hiahiahia

2 3 hari leh meronggeng kt umah jadik laa yg penting isnin masuk keje xsabau tunggu isnin depan HOLIDAY!!